Questions and Answers

What’s your opinion about girls on their period?

They need heating pads and Hershey bars and head pats, and told to get their lazy, anxiety-ridden asses to the gyno if that shit ever becomes a persistent misery. ‘Cause girls are stupid enough to let their uteri fall out before they’ll make a fucking appointment to check for fibroids.

And that’s my idea of a public service announcement. You’re welcome.