we tried ordering breakfast and all I have to say is that i don’t know what material this is but it is not a pancake :(( they should be thin!! n have crispy edges!! not this insulting puffy flavorless cardboard substance
Okay, those look mediocre… but don’t give me any of this “thin, crispy edges” shit.
That’s not a pancake. That’s a fucking crepe.
You animal.
nooo there’s a happy medium 🥺 I’ve had lots that’re much thinner and cooked all crispy, but not crepe thin!! and they have flavor and they’re buttery n nice :,(( these are just dry and icky!
Because pancakes matter. Pancakes are important.
Not as much as waffles, of course, because I mean, a pancake is just a dogshit, bastard waffle that couldn’t be bothered to get up early and pour itself into the waffle iron… where yes, it would become delightfully crispy. As nature intended.
It’s simple. Pancakes: fluffy and golden. Crepes: thin and crispy. Waffles: rulers of all they survey.
I’m suddenly suspicious that you like dark chocolate and kale. 🤨
