If Naomi Watts, Kate Beckinsale, Ming-Na Wen, Gabrielle Union, Marisa Tomei, Salma Hayek, Robin Wright, Madchen Amick, Vanessa Marcil, Monica Bellucci, or —if we stretch “older” to mean late 30s— Minka Kelly are ever in the mood to hit me up, they’re welcome.
Otherwise, it’s the same as with anyone: are they cute, obedient, and utterly devoted?