why……. must i get my period four days before my hot date…….. i’m so tired of this man just let me get my pussy ate
Like any old white guy, I was busy trying to fuck Mother Nature one afternoon last year, and your name came up. I suggested I’d be grateful if she played a little prank on you, and I thought we settled on “give her an inconvenient period”. But she apparently misunderstood the context, got on a bit of a roll, and, well… hello 2020!
So really, the apocalypse is kind of your fault.
But sure, let’s make this all about you and your unlicked clit, your highness.