It’s pathetic, yes, but not uncommonly so. I get that a lot.
So much so that I already know you’re excited to see this reply; that you’re going to read it over and over, picking it apart and delighting in every word as you squirm at my further acknowledgement of your existence. I even know that seeing me describe your reaction in that fashion is going to make you feel even more pathetic than you did at the beginning of this paragraph.
What I don’t know is if you’re brave enough to take off your shades and beg for a scrap of attention like a good girl.
But I’m curious to find out.