Ha ha, this is so funny! Imagine if I took it seriously!
I mean, imagine if I just told all these people exactly what I think of your body and countenance. If I went over every bump and lump and mole and hole and crevice and crease until I had mapped each inch of your inadequacy for the world’s edification. If I were so heartless as to pick you apart like the remains of a holiday meal that no one savored.
Thank god I know you’re just being playful, huh, sweetie pie? 🙂