Whatever sadistic genius convinced you girls to start subscripting your text on Tumblr deserves a round of applause. By making it difficult for me to read everything you little freaks say, I’m more likely to just scroll past your posts… it’s like I’m still following you, but you’re not really there. Your thoughts are reduced to a cognitive speed-bump to be winced at for a moment and promptly forgotten in the rear view mirror.

It’s quite elegant, really.