He got me drunk on NYE, and then brought me home to be fucked in a state of semi-consciousness. But he put his phone in my hands and instructed me not to drop it. He came in my ass while thinking of the girls in whatever porn he watched. My husband is a true romantic.

It was really thoughtful of him to include you in his orgasm, especially when you were a sloppy mess, and nowhere near as pretty as whatever he was looking at. Just for the sake of a special night with his special gal, he went all-out.

Damned inspiring, that is.