Here’s how to decipher the evolving state of my Tumblr affections:
- If I reblog someone more than once, it means I like the blog.
- If I have public conversations with the person behind the blog, it means I like her.
- If I tease or patronize her during those conversations, it means I like her and know she wants to suck my dick.
- If I say aggressively nasty things about her character, intelligence, and appearance during those conversations, it means I like her, know she wants to suck my dick, and plan to fuck her face at the earliest opportunity.