- A cute and/or expressive face.
- Devotion and obedience.
- The ability to understand what I’m saying.
- An identifiable sense of humor.
- Minimal encumbrance.
- Emotional and physical malleability.
- An ass I’ll enjoy kneading while she’s in my lap.
- Patience.
- A pretty cunt that gets wet from pain and the sound of my voice.
- Must love dogs.
