Okay, folks, let’s clear something up. 

I understand that your domestic cunt is handy to have around when you want to punch something with your cock… no matter how stupid or unattractive she might be, her holes are better at catching cum than any Kleenex. So keeping your personal fuck-doll marinating in semen makes sense, even if it makes her more than a little nasty.

And pissing on her? Better to just piss down the bitch’s throat, IMO, but even then you’re going to end up with a little slop here and there. So fine, I accept that the pathetic whore is going to stink for a good chunk of her life. Unavoidable, to some extent… when you accept a piece of shit in your home, you have to figure she’s going to smell like a toilet from time to time.

But given all of that, I feel like a line has to be drawn at food preparation. It’s impossible to have much respect for her, but try to respect yourself, at least… you’ve got to eat the crap she makes, right? So get her skank ass up off the dirty floor, use the power washer on her, and get some fucking latex gloves to cover those bacteria-laden French tips.

Remember: we fuck trash, we don’t eat it.