I’ve seen a noticeable uptick in 30+ and even 40+ girls around here lately, and I just want to ask: where have you hoopleheads been? ‘Bout time you showed up.
(I guess you’re just slowing down a little, huh? Only natural. Poor dears.)
I don’t really focus on your demographic that much because you’re ostensibly grown-ups with complicated lives, and I’m an invasive species in your no-doubt precariously-balanced existential ecosystems. But that doesn’t mean you’re unwelcome.
After all, by your age, you’ve made the same mistakes so many times that you know how to really enjoy the fun parts.