Stories and Captions

Picked The Wrong Side

Don’t worry, princess… no one will miss you. You’re supposed to be backpacking across Europe before college, right? Only this way, you’re earning me money instead of bleeding me dry!

Oh, stop giving me that look! If you didn’t want to be sold to one of Daddy’s “business partners”, then maybe you shouldn’t have told your mother what Daddy was doing with the au pair in the basement. Your ass is going to pay for the divorce settlement!