Poor thing. Just look at her. Even if she were bright enough to have a career, this shit would catch up to her eventually and ruin her. It’s impossible to respect someone after you’ve seen her barf snot and bile all over some dude’s balls.

Kids? Are you shitting me? Assuming her ladybits haven’t been pounded to dust and there’s still a viable, mentally challenged egg in there somewhere, fertilizing it would be cruel. 

And love? Heh. The world is full of women who are interesting, lovely life-partners who haven’t fired a seminal snot-rocket out their noses. So lets just say the outlook is bleak.

But she’ll always have three holes. I guess that’s a comfort of sorts.