I’d have a problem making eye contact with someone who embarrassed herself by showing up so unprepared.
Do you have any idea how much begging and pleading and promising of undying devotion it takes to get me to give a shit what you look like naked? If you arrived in my bed trying to hide something of mine behind a thicket of ridiculous hair, the best case scenario would be me laughing at you as you gather your clothes and scuttle out of the room. The worst would involve a pair of pliers and the longest spa appointment of your life.
NOTE: This obviously only applies to those seeking my attention. Women in general can do whatever they like with their crotches… it’s none of my business.