have you ever encountered a guy on screen or IRL who’s elecited even the slightest twinge of ~thoughts~ from you?

I find men to be occasionally heroic, sometimes noble, and mostly irrelevant. I can’t think of one I like enough to smell, much less touch.

Penises, meanwhile, are gross, and I consider all heterosexual sex to be an act of aesthetic degradation.

So no. Unless thinking “River Phoenix is pretty like a girl” counts, in which case, okay… once.