do you mind if girls send you lewd-y/nude-y pictures unsolicited, or do you prefer to ask straight up for them/only want them from certain people, etc etc?

I don’t chase girls, and I don’t ask for nudes… if you want me to see you, it’s up to you to summon all your questionable courage and just send something. When it comes to damaging your pride for the sake of an old man’s fleeting attention, there’s no time like the present.

For the record: if I like what’s on offer, I’ll eventually give you a response. If I’m bored with your mediocre display, I’ll just scroll on and save you the embarrassment. And if I’m displeased… well, I’m not cruel to strangers, so you can just pretend I was bored.