…but he played with my heart. And people wonder why I go for the guys that will treat me like shit and be open about it. At least I can see it coming
Y’know, there is a third option: guys who are good people. They don’t seem particularly interesting, but some girls swear by them. They’re tricky to find, too, but a determined pig can often dig up a truffle.
On the other hand, if you’re truly determined to view your interactions with the whole of mankind through the lens of your own inevitable subjugation, then all I can say is… welcome home, pet.