i always ask him if there is anything i can do for him as i love being useful and taking tasks off his hands. but he seems to get irritated because he never has anything for me to do. i just want to please him please help.
He never has anything for you to do? What are you talking about?
Until you have humped every humpable object in your home, you’ve got things to do. Until you are as familiar with the flavor of your own urine as most girls are Diet Coke, you’ve got things to do. Until you’ve edged so long and ruined so many orgasms that you’ve forgotten what satisfaction feels like, you’ve got things to do. Until you’ve done so many squats that your ass belongs on a museum pedestal, you’ve got things to do. Until you’ve dredged your subconscious for every depraved and disturbing idea that could ever turn your cunt into a sloppy mess, you’ve got things to do. Until you’ve earned him some cash on your knees, you’ve got things to do.
You don’t need instructions. You need ambitions.