You tell me. The girls who’ve been particularly close to me over the last eight years, in no particular order:
- Short/long light hair/big eyes/big boobs
- Tall/long brown hair/huge eyes/great boobs/sweet ass
- Short/short dark hair/big eyes
- Very short/long dark hair/huge eyes/big boobs/a sweet ass when she manages to go to the gym
- Short/long dark hair/huge eyes/bigger boobs
- Short/long dark hair/small boobs
- Short/long light hair/big eyes/chairperson of the itty-bitty titty committee/tight little ass
- Mid-sized/short light hair/big eyes/big boobs
- Mid-sized/long brown hair/huge Disney eyes/great boobs/a sweet ass when she isn’t eating candy and drinking alcohol for sustenance
With that said, despite what the list implies: I don’t actually care much about tits. I consider them a nice bonus, like particularly convenient cup holders in a new car.