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What would you say if I came off anon and told you I’ve been following your blog for years and I think I’m in love with you?

I’d say what I say to every girl whose heart comes to embrace my words as scripture: welcome to the first step down a long road. The way is crowded, the journey will strip you of your pride, and you will lose yourself long before you reach the end.

But no warning has ever slowed a cunt down… you know where you belong.