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You sing???

Now I’m not gonna be able to stop thinking about you singing You’ll be back, as if you didn’t take enough space in my mind as it was, fml šŸ˜Ŗ

I donā€™t sing wellā€¦ I couldnā€™t hit the high note in ā€œYouā€™ll Be Backā€ without a drag on a helium balloon.

But given my limited range, Iā€™m told I sound pretty good when someone is sitting outside the bathroom with her ear pressed to the door, listening to me in the shower. I donā€™t know if she still feels the same way today, but Dolly used to get all choked up when Audioslaveā€™s ā€œLike A Stoneā€ came on the radio because it reminded her of meā€¦ and Peanut has decided that me singing David Baerwaldā€™s ā€œYoung Anymoreā€ is her favorite thing.

It helps if you already like listening to me talk.