What an absurd question. 🙄 Spitting in my face would result in someone never seeing my face again.
Just so I don’t need to waste time answering anything like it in the future, let’s make this the definitive statement on all related questions:
I do not/will not have any interest in switching, or even being sexually passive. I am a one-way street, and you will either follow the arrows or abandon the vehicle and walk home alone.