Not like I’d ever gather enough courage to even talk to you, let alone plan a meet up but oh well a girl can dream…
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I was talking to one of The Idiots about just such a trip earlier today, so it could happen.
And what kind of 90 Day Fiancé fan would I be if I didn’t at least occasionally capture the love of a South American girl who’s disproportionately hot and/or half my age?



Note, however, that my Spanish is at the Sesame Street/DuoLingo level and my Portuguese is non-existent, so someone’s gonna be stuck being tour guide and translator.