…would you want a sub on the side or would you be happy with just vanilla?
(submitted by: @Anonymous)
- I don’t really have girlfriends. I damned sure don’t have a girlfriend.
- The girls I have aren’t “on the side” like garnish… they’re ingredients in a mélange.
- Vanilla girls are girls, and thus sometimes pretty to look at. That is the extent of my interest in them… being happy with one is out of the question.