(submitted by: @Anonymous)
This is funny on many fronts:
- I don’t date.
- I don’t know any 18 year olds.
- I’m rarely approached by 18 year olds… as a group, they’re seldom brave or patient enough to even try. And even fewer of them have anything to offer that I need.
- If I did know an 18 year old, I assure you, she’d no longer be a teen of any sort by the time I got around to manipulating her. You clearly have no idea how much time and effort is required of those who pursue me… Frodo had an easier time getting to Mordor.
- With that said, Sasha Grey existed once, so it’s not impossible. But upon finding such a rare jewel, my response to you would then become “…and?”