(submitted by: @Anonymous)
I just asked if you like cats don’t make a pussy joke I swear to God
I was going to tell you to fuck off with your unreasoning bias against perfectly reasonable Sexy Dad Jokes, but then I noticed you swore to Me, so, okay… you have my forgiveness. And even so shall my casual largesse continue to fall —free as rain and twice as pure— upon all who praise me. Amen.
But pay better attention to the road next time, young lady.