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My girl wants me to hit her but I don’t want to actually harm her.

(submitted by: @Anonymous)

That’s understandable. So hit her carefully, in carefully chosen places. Do a little research. Take your time. If you’re thoughtful and patient and truly give a shit about doing no harm, you’ll be okay.

As for the psychological side of this: there are girls exactly like her in martial arts classes all around us, getting kicked and smacked and thrown dozens of times some days, and the world has thus far soldiered on despite the bruising, bleeding, and occasional cracking of their Delicate Feminine Bodies. She’s a girl, and her kind quietly bore civilization both from their wombs and upon their backs… it’s a safe bet your bitch can handle the flat of your hand or the sting of a strap.