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What kinks do you like in theory, but not in practice?

(submitted by: @Anonymous)

I used to have a long list of these, but most of the gross ones became more palatable once I realized that cleanup is only a hassle if you don’t have a cunt to do it.

Now? I guess… taking advantage of someone’s life-threatening compulsions. As an idea? Hot as fuck; it’d be like finding a cheat-code for a girl. In practice? I want my girls to thrive under my control; I feel like I’ve failed if I leave you worse than I found you.

Also, it feels lazy… fish in barrels, deer in headlights, and so on.