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I saw you hate pubic hair, why?

(submitted by: @Anonymous)

Well, I can’t say I hate it… I mean, that would be like hating toenails. I suppose I could, but that’s an awfully common thing, and hate is an awfully intense emotion… I can pour my deepest disdain into more interesting vessels.

But no, I don’t like pubes on girls whose legs/pits/crotches are subject to my whims. Why? ‘Cause performative femininity is hot. ‘Cause when I want to pet something hairy, I have a dog. ‘Cause it sexualizes self-care. ‘Cause I like my girls exposed and vulnerable. ‘Cause pussy is often pretty.

And because I said so.