Everyone tells me to relax or to have the right guy do it for me but I hate it. What can I do?
(submitted by: @Anonymous)
Are you a normal girl? Stop trying to enjoy something simply to shut people up. Accept that it’s not a thing you like, and you don’t need to keep trying just to prove you’re not uptight.
On the other hand, are you a cunt? Then why are we even talking about this? Shut the fuck up and take it already. Close your eyes, gnash your teeth, and beg God to make it stop as soon as possible.
SPOILER: He’s not listening.