How do you deal with girls that want to get thinner fast and have an eating disorder? Do you take in thin girls only?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
“Get thinner fast” is just girlspeak for “I’m going to do that thing now where I torture myself until I undermine myself and then hate myself for both.”
And I deal with them by insisting they pursue prettiness in a disciplined, rational manner that will provide results in a reasonable timeframe, without deviating from the core tenets of my ownership: no hospitals, no jail, do as you’re told, and in the absence of orders to the contrary, protect the property.
RE: thin girls only
- That would be short-sighted. There are plenty of skinny bitches out there who won’t do as they’re told, and all the pretty in the world is useless without obedience. ‘Cause it’s easier for a blob to fit through the eye of a needle than for a thoughtless, selfish girl to enter the kingdom of my affection.
- By my recollection, I’ve owned girls who ranged from size 0 to Lane Bryant. By their recollection, I’ve owned a carnival sideshow full of grotesqueries. Which means if you’re with me, you probably think you’re fat… and the way I choose to address your understanding will depend on how you squirm and cling when I agree with you.
- I won’t bullshit you… a hot little ass and toned tummy appeals to me. (GASP!) And because I’m in the wholly-absurd-yet-gratifying position of being on the winning side of supply vs. demand, pretty faces/bodies will always have a chance to cut the line. (It’s a long line.) It’s not fair, but then, “fair” isn’t why you’re here, is it cunt?
- Sure, she’s hot. But does she eat ass? How wet does she get when I linger over her sister’s Instagram? Does she daydream about changing her last name to mine? Does she pick up the tab when I have dinner with someone else? Does she write me stupid little love poems that look like a 3rd grader puked up crayons in a language-like pattern? Pretty is just pretty. Be special.