how long have u been with each dolly, ariel, glowbug and peanut? I’m so sorry if there’s more girls you own I just referenced the tags in the pinned post !! Thank you Sir 😊 and how do you manage so many relationships? I am so curious, and interested in that balance!
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You should bear in mind that while posts on the blog are static, the relationships behind some of them have changed dramatically over the years. Dolly, for example, hasn’t been mine for a long, long time… but I still keep an eye on her and visit her Animal Crossing island and let her watch Ted Lasso with me. Because I love the little dumbass, and your daughter doesn’t stop being your daughter just because she moves out on her own.
The only person on that list —and a couple more besides— that I don’t talk to almost every day is Ariel, but that’s after a year-and-a-half of —I’m making her sound like Gwyneth here— consciously decoupling from me. And if she ever needs me, she’s got my number.
So don’t look at the tags as a current roster… it’s more a Greatest Hits collection.
RE: more?
That’s a complicated swamp you’re wading into there. There are more girls praying to me at bedtime and compiling personal scriptures of my teachings than girls who formally belong to me. But do I own them only when I say “you’re mine”, or when they stop seeing their boyfriends and devote themselves to worshipping me?
Where’s the event horizon of ownership? A conundrum for the ages!
RE: manage
It’s hard. Except when it’s easy.
When the fit is perfect it’s almost effortless, because it’s so energizing. When the fit isn’t perfect it can be stressful and difficult at times, because the teaching process involves a lot of delayed gratification. Then you multiply the complications across a range of relationships and, well… if several people have one simultaneous Very Bad Day, I am in for one motherfucker of an unfun time.
That’s part of why I’m such a dick about letting people behind the curtain. With every new girl, there are new challenges and mishaps added to the mix… beyond general issues of compatibility, I need to pick and choose very carefully whose messes I’m going to inherit.
But I’m working on the bugs in the system.. and the girls. And when Mr. COVID finally loosens his grip, lots of long-delayed plans will get back underway.