I’m a dom but I’m horrible at dirty talk. It just feels so awkward and I end up laughing. Any advice?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Dude, relax and fucking laugh. Let that tension go. Say the shit out loud and set the awkwardness free… it’ll disperse. Allow the words to become real to you, and they’ll become real to her.
And then she’ll tell all her friends that your dick is at least two inches bigger than it actually is.