you give off Leo vibes
(submitted by: Anonymous)
I don’t—
Live long and prosper.
Whoa whoa, yea yea… I miss you more than I can say.
There’s two things, Shelly. When I come home this house should be clean. And I mean clean. Number two, you smoke one brand of cigarettes from now on, because if I ever see two different brands of cigarettes in this house again I’m gonna snap your neck like a twig.
Why yes, it is 2006, and that is Bar Refaeli’s pussy you smell on my beard.
—know what you’re talking about.