I can’t read analog clocks that don’t have numbers. I hope to god I never get asked the time with one of those bad boys around
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Behold your shame made evident. Behold your nightmare made real. Behold the unholy most boldly.
“I won’t hit you if you tell me what time it is before… uh… before the skinny thing gets to stage right,” said the mean man to the Millennial theater kid.