If a girl is masturbating to your blog (as I have many times), does she need to ask you permission to cum? Or have I been naughty this whole time?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
You haven’t been naughty. You’ve been a greedy cunt.
And that’s okay! You’re not my greedy cunt. You’re someone else’s. Or maybe you’re your own avaricious fuckhole. The point is, I understand. No one’s taught you to behave, and no one’s making you learn. You’re still clinging to that vestigial notion of “sexual release”. I get it.
So while it requires an exercise of my patience, I can overlook the fact that you’ve been cumming at all. You don’t know better. I forgive you.
But what are you, a fucking animal? You don’t even ask? You just take my words and— and use them to stack shame and more shame upon yourself? Are you wanting to be indebted to me? Is that what this is?
Nah. Probably not. Surely not. That would be crazy. You’re not crazy.
I’ll bet this is something more like… like a girl who suddenly realizes she should have just apologized right away for taking liberties, since it’s better to be “sorry 🥺” than “sorry 😭”. But she didn’t want to be too forward, so she asked if that was even a concern before offering what was no doubt going to be a magnificent statement of regret. And thus becomes a girl who is even now understanding that in a conflict between propriety and and abject obeisance, she should always choose the latter.
P.S. Let’s not have any more of those awful little orgasms, m’kay? Just edging. That’s all you need. Over and over. And that’s okay, too! Because you can ask to cum! And I’m sure I won’t just ignore your requests as if I’ve forgotten you exist. There’s like, no chance of that. None whatsoever.
You’ll be fine.