What’s your most kinky sex?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Somewhere, in a far-distant tract of space that would be unremarkable even by the standard of unremarkable things —such as dirt or disappointing girls— there was a planet so nondescript that it was impervious to meaningful identification.
It floated —or “moved subtly against the vast backdrop of the universe at nonetheless mind-boggling speeds”, but honestly, wasn’t “floated” easier?— and brooded. Now, “brooding” is generally thought to be well outside the comfort zone of the average molten cored celestial body, which I think makes the achievement all the more admirable.
Somewhere upon the surface of that most respectable rock, there was a cave. And inside that cave, burrowed deep, was a breed of small, weasel-like creature that would only fuck itself, and only if it thought it was asleep… because everyone’s a pervert these days, even alien wank-weasels.
Anyhoo… my most kinky sex?
Have you actually watched a wank-weasel fornicate?