Stories and Captions

I Get It

I’m sorry your daughter has a taste for cruel, demanding, controlling, and all-consuming passions.

In retrospect, maybe a “B” every now would have been okay.

It’s possible that letting her watch a procession of boyfriends and ex-husbands order you around like a half-witted serving wench throughout her childhood has proven unwise.

Perhaps all those years of ballet instruction were a mistake.

Makes you wonder, doesn’t it? When did it start? And who started it?

So kindly get off my doorstep and go home, ma’am.

Or stay and have a look at what you and I have made.