So here’s what you get when when you take a 2+ hour livestream of me watching MAFS/Seinfeld, reacting to the chat room, and reading a couple stories, drop all the audio except my mic, and then run it through an app to strip the silences.

(If I were kinder, I would have stripped out all the times I failed to hit the kill switch before I coughed. Sadly, I am not that kind.)

Two hours becomes 52 minutes, and it sounds like I’ve had enough caffeine and weed to kill a rhino. But you will hear all about the glories of General Mills Breakfast Squares, a food product your grandmother fed your mom because Donahue was on and she wanted her to shut up.

You’re welcome.