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Choose your go-to method of spoiling your Finger banging or pussy eating?

Choose your go-to method of spoiling your girl…

Finger banging or pussy eating?

(submitted by: Anonymous)

My real go-to methods of spoiling her:

  • I tell her that whatever she just said wasn’t entirely stupid.
  • I reassure her that her outfit would definitely seem sexy to some people.
  • I steal a little piece of her and build a story around it, allowing her most putrid fears and arid dreams to bear sad, beautiful fruit.

As to what you were really asking: eating pussy is more fun if the pussy is pretty and the cunt is ashamed of herself.