I’m super curious, you’ve said repeatedly that even if a girl isn’t visually your type, like if she’s quite chubby, not that pretty, etc., you can still enjoy her if she’s good enough. But you said if she has tattoos you’ll want to just ignore her. I’m curious what you hate so much about tattoos, like why they bother you so much? I can’t imagine why they’re a borderline dealbreaker to you when you’re usually all about the mental stuff and can forgive physical “flaws”
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Why do they bother me?
- I don’t like permanent art installations on any surface.
- I don’t like how ink looks on skin, and I resent having to see it on skin I own.
Now, that’s not automatically a problem. If you’re an otherwise delightful physical specimen, then an unpleasant tattoo gives me a target for critique… there’s nothing more frustrating than a girl with no flaws. And if your pussy gets wet from ridicule, hey, you’re in for a good time.
And I should mention that I’m more than willing to have my initials tattooed/seared/carved into someone… although I view that as purposeful, practical desecration, not unnecessary decoration.
But let me answer your implicit question: could I overlook large, dense tattoos on an extraordinarily useful girl? The answer is “probably.” She’d suffer for the opportunity, I assure you, and I’d be cranky as fuck every time she put on an outfit that didn’t cover them up.
But probably.