babiepig:

i think ideal life would b jus being the lowest on the totem pole among other, much prettier subs with one very mean Dad figure over all of us… oh my gosh can u imagine how lovely that would be 🤍 annnnd uhmm maybe? also a mumma. ​bc I have ✨issues✨

Congratulations, your position on the pole could not be less prominent. The pole is practically sprouting out of you like a tree growing through the slats in my deck. Your are less a part of the pole and more a semi-decorative mulch.

You are, hierarchically speaking, stuffed in a leaky plastic bag at the back of the garden shed.

Don’t worry, Icarus, I’m sure it won’t get much hotter.