Do you like to cook?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Back in the early 2000s, yes. Like every bored guy of that era, I learned to cook by obsessively watching Emeril Lagasse, Ming Tsai, Mario Batali, and Alton Brown on Food Network. (“No unitaskers in the kitchen!”) I became one of those incredibly annoying foodie people that took over the culture around that time.
I don’t cook much these days, though… at this point, the closest I get to cooking is watching Gordon scream at people on Hell’s Kitchen.