I seen this post on twitter that said “if you as a woman pay…

I seen this post on twitter that said “if you as a woman pay to get in the club, you are ugly” is that true?

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I have no idea.

But I will say that ugly women suck dick for drinks too, and tend to still be available at 3am… that’s not the sort of clientele most clubs want to turn away. So let’s just say I’m skeptical.

Now, if by “ugly” you mean “unfuckable”, perhaps that’s a different story. But in a world full of weir— er, unique tastes, how many truly unfuckable people exist? A relative handful, I suspect, most of whom have personality disorders that can be seen from orbit.

So as shocking as this might be, I’ve got to tell you: not everything you read on Twitter is a fact.

…I know, it blew me away too.