y’all I …………………………. need attention
This unprecedented event will no doubt be marked in history alongside the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, the first spin of Ferris’s wheel, and the Cabbage Patch Kids craze of ‘83.
(Everyone pause for a moment and reflect, so you can remember where you were when you heard the news.)
Now, orchidperson: kindly explain to the class what you’ve done to merit the attention you seek.
We’ll wait.
listen it’s been almost 2 years but. i have an answer: I’m literally a cute girl.
Ah, so you’re saying it took you almost two years to become fully delusional! Thank you for providing the class with a timeline of your decline.
And for the record, you’re literally a very tall blow-up doll with “PUNCH ME” written on its face in magic marker.