sometimes when i am out in public and see an older guy i will fantasize about him taking me behind the building to use…or better yet, he uses me right there in the store and people begin to gather around and watch..
Mr. B, when you are out, say at the store, do you ever get the feeling that the girl who just just briefly made eye contact is secretly thinking about you fucking her throat until she suffocates?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Nope, not even once.
First, because I don’t walk around assuming random people want to fuck me. Second, because it takes way more than a glance to capture my attention. Third, because there is nothing hot about me that anyone can see when passing me on the dairy aisle.
I’m only a problem when you let me in close, and listen to me talk.
And by then, well… things are about to go far beyond “secretly thinking.”