If your girl asked, would you give them slow, gentle, vanilla sex?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Y’know those stories of djinn or sprites or demons who promise to grant wishes, but interpret all requests in such twisted, unpredictable ways that the wisher ends up regretting ever opening her mouth?
Caveat cunnus.
As for your proposed particulars:
- Slow? I’m old, no problem.
- Gentle? Unlikely, but possible.
- Vanilla? That suggests a sexual interaction between equals, and I’m not into fantasy role play.