Ignore what the bedtime stories guy says – I’d be terrified of you (in a sexy way) if I were a sub to you
Ummmmm Mr B! Look what they’re saying! @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls 🫢🫢 I’m telling
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Anon: Ignoring the “bedtime stories guy” is what gets her into 95% of the trouble she faces in life. Virtually every idiot decision she’s made in her stumpy, lumpy little existence would have been been less stupid and/or disastrous if she’d run it by him first.
Emotionally speaking, she’s like an annoyingly precocious child who thinks she’s qualified to ride the Big Kid Rides because she’s more mature than the other children… but really, a parent has to be standing an arm’s length away at all times just to keep her from falling off a goddamned seesaw.
Also, the only terrifying thing about her is how quickly she caves under pressure. Her thin veneer of accomplishment and competence is covering a vast cavity in need of a search.
Ass-Licker: I’m proud of you… always tell the teacher when the others misbehave. Good girls narc.