i want to be kidnapped so bad but my fantasy is ruined because i feel like i’m too fucking tall for anyone to be able to carry me!!!! i’m 5’10” and i just want to be small and vulnerable. am i a lost cause 💔
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Okay, first, really tall dudes exist. There’s some 6’6” monstrosity out there who is just dying to toss you around like the gangly rag doll you are in your awkward, uncomfortably large fantasies.
Second, you could find yourself a man who sees past your sexually inconvenient gigantism, to the fragile pixie inside… who —let’s face it— feels like she’s stuck piloting some sort of fleshy, girl-shaped behemoth through a perilous life. Give her a break. And then give him a large knife.
Third: you’re not too big to be dragged, dummy.